An Apple a Day, and Other Mysterious Medical Applications of Fruit

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An orange an hour makes your skin smell sour

A grape a minute means you’re in it to win it

A lemon a week makes you humble and meek

A lime at nine makes you feel divine

A mango a year keeps the ears clear

A banana a fortnight helps you stand upright

A peach at four is good for the pores

A date at eight makes the day great

A plum once a season gives you insight and reason

A melon in March is a year’s worth of starch

A kiwi in spring means you’re in for great things

Eat berries in May for a string of great days

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